On the Job: A Workplace Romance
She wants to work for me?
She’s got to learn the rules.
Rule 1: You will do anything I ask. And I mean anything.
Rule 2: If you misbehave, I’ll tie you up. Then I’ll spank you. Till you gasp in pleasure.
Rule 3: No falling in love.
That’s the dealbreaker.
No sentimentality. No strings attached.
It’s quid pro quo.
You start at 9 am.
Don’t be late.