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ALEXIS AND I GOT KICKED OUT!

My momma has a saying.

Or well something she says about me.

It’s usually said with a laugh and a kind smile. You know what I mean? No matter how old we are, our moms just have a way to warm the heart even when they’re poking fun at us.

What’s my mom always say to me?

“Oh I can’t take you anywhere!”

See, the thing is… this is said in jest. Like she totally doesn’t mean it. I’m so not the bad girl, though a time or two Alexis has been known to say (and yeah pretty sure I said it myself) that you have to look out for the quiet ones.

But this time… today? I couldn’t help but think, yeah, Alexis and I are definitely Naughty Lil’ Angels haha!

So we just got done with lunch and I wouldn’t say it was totally liquid but here’s the deal.

So Alexis normally eats like she’s trying to make a bakery look salty, not sweet. She’s always eating crap!!! So since she hasn’t been well I’ve been feeding her soups and salads and grilled chicken and fish and veggies. Like keeping this woman alive. She’s drinking water. No soda.

Basically she wants to fucking kill me.

So today because we couldn’t wait for the weekend, we went to this by the Bay beautiful place that has all kinds of seafood and got big salads… and even bigger vodka sodas. See Titos=no carbs. Club soda=no sugar.

We took an Uber anyway so we were like… let’s drink a few more!

Granted the salads were good so why not right?

Well one thing you have to know about SF is that if you don’t live in San Francisco and you visit, le brrrrr the wind and lack of constant pelting heat with that Bay breeze? You’ll be cold. I’ve adapted though because I had this cute little minidress on k and that earlier mentioned breeze?

No matter how much I put my napkin, my hands, my phone, a big menu over it, it just kept. flying. up!

Alexis and I are laughing about it. Continuing to douse the veggies in our tummies with more booze (which at this point she and I are like saying boooooooze like possessed ghosts) and we decide to take a little snapchat selfie together lol and we’re having a hard time getting an angle that’s good and holding down my dress.

These four guys at lunch come over and decide to help me. Alexis is like, oh this is your thing, as many guys as possible.

And she says it loud. That’s an important fact that will help us out later in this story but LOL we are waaaay too buzzed to realize that at the moment.

I’m still not totally seeing anyone seriously and Alexis’s perfect brows are wagging at me. I did put on my favorite Mac lipstick today (Russian Red) and I was like, yeah I could maybe go for it.

Then I realize I recognize these guys. So let me backtrack a little to tell you that Callie and I went to a bookstore yesterday and we were looking through, well, of course the romance novel section. Callie wanted to celebrate her new series with some bookshopping, of course, and we ended up…

Okay Angels real quick… you know I’m NOT the bad girl here! I just well… I want to say that before I continue lol.

So yeah Callie and I ended up reading sex scenes out loud in one of the romance aisles and like these four guys were looking at travel guides in the next aisle over and I didn’t realize they were listening to us and we’re discussing what we have done and what we haven’t done, what we would, wouldn’t, etc.

So these four guys recognize me at the same time I recognize them.

“The sex writer!” The guys laugh. They’ve probably put away enough liquid lunch for eight men haha because they’re buzzed too.

“Are you a sex writer too?” They ask Alexis.

Alexis is better now. She’s feeling herself.

She grabs her glass and raises it up and says, “I am so a sex writer. I wrote things that would make you blush.”

Their jaws just drop. People are staring at us.

“Join us at our table,” I say, attempting to be quiet.

I’m not. I’m drunk! They’re drunk too.

We sit at the table and explain books like 10 Commandments and Mergers & Acquisitions and The Virgin Market to them.

They are stunned, we are laughing.

And hey so turns out a lot of other people were interested.

The restaurant closes after lunch before it opens again for dinner and. a lot of people crowd around and start asking us questions. One person was like omg I loved 12 Inches.

Certainly an odd thing to do. But go you, Carol, and thanks for the support!

But yeah the hostess comes over and asks us to please pay the bill and leave.

The guys pay and tell us that they’re hoping to be in a future book.

Alexis tells them to consider auditions, but she’s not taking them. (yeah I think we know why)

But yeah the hostess like followed us out haha.

So Angels am I officially a bad girl now?

Today I added Doable to Angel Access. I think those stories are proof enough that we’re all Naughty Angels ;))))

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Power to the Angels!

Hey Angels!!

So today THE POWER WENT OUT! For me that’s… like normal. I lived in the south, and no matter what they say, a storm’ll take your power right the fuck out.

But well the Angel household was shaken today by this hahaha it went like this:

Alexis: OH MY GOD I’M TRYING TO PUBLISH WHY IS THE AC OFF IT IS 101 EVEN IF WE AREN’T WEARING PANTS THIS IS CRAZY OH MY GOD!!!!

Daphne: Chill out-

Alexis: HOW CAN I CHILL OUT I NEED TO PUBLISH AND ITS HOTTTT

Lana: Oh, look, the power flickered on again.

Alexis: aaaand it flickered off.

We all pause. Alexis starts cracking up, just laughing, saying this never happens in California.

I grab my laptop, setup a hotspot, and get Callie’s fabulous new release out!!!

For just 99 pennies (or for free if you’re in Angel Access) you can read about some hunky heroes… 4 of them for one lucky stripper.

Callie’s really proud of this one. I hope you enjoy it too! In honor of our power being in and out, yet we still have an amazing store (thank you internet), you can get 99 pennies off anything in the store… minimum purchase is 2.99 though because otherwise the coupon won’t work and Alexis and I like owe the store money then haha. Also it doesn’t work on Angel Access subscriptions.

Use coupon code 99pennies 🙂

Love you Angels, stay safe out there <3

I’m going to conserve my hot spot after this but Alexis and I are working on Ramona Vs. Roommate. Can’t wait for you to read it!

 

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Now that’s what I call…

A COVER!

Nat and Alexis wrote a steamy story but holy moly that cover!

Sarah Vs. Stepfather is now in Angel Access!

I’m rewriting a chapter in Ramona Vs. Roommate, coming soon from me & Alexis!

Make sure you catch up on the Girls Vs. Love series, many of them are in Angel Access now 🙂

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Girls Vs. Love!!! And an Update…

So the store has a few more upgrades to come but the time period which I call The Big Scary Updates is through 🙂

Woo! Every time we upgrade anything for the store on the backend, Alexis and I basically pray and bargain with the webmaster gods, please we promise to never get hungover again if you just let the store not break, haha, that sort of the thing. Paige laughs but always tells us, yeah, a lot could go wrong.

So with that behind us, we added THREE Girls Vs. Love books to Angel Access today  – Darcy Vs. Doctors, Vivian Vs. Virgin Buyer, and Sienna Vs. Stripper … and later this week we’ll have a new book, Ramona Vs. Roommate 🙂

How was your weekend? I spent the weekend getting things together for the store and going over edits with Alexis on Ramona Vs. Roommate, and it was great.

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CALLIEMAYDAY Sale!

Hey Angels!

So the sale is still going and I added Triple Threat to Angel Access today. Lana was going to help get a new book published on the store but she ended up needing to take care of some tax meeting for Naughty Angel and she’s like freaking out and I told her, don’t worry, we’ll get our new releases together soon 🙂

Our May was C R A Z YYYY babes. How was yours? I hope this sweet sale helps you out – we’re extending it a liittttle longer so you can get your read on.

Have a great weekend :***

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MAJOR Updates Coming – And A SALE!!!

Hey, so two things.

One: If you weren’t able to get Filthy and Forever yesterday, the error has been fixed. Paige and IT Guy were doing updates today, and they are going to run through next week… I know, cue the gasp. We’ll try to keep everything together.

Two, I’ve added Lisa Vs. Outlaw into Angel Access babes so check it out!!

Okay and not just two things because in honor of the wonkiness that ensued today and how horribly late my post is (so sorry) Alexis and I agree we should do a SALE!

calliemayday is the coupon to use! If you have at least $2.99 in your cart then you’ll see THIRTY PERCENT OFF your books!!! This is my way of saying oops, I love you, and grab some reads, babes 🙂

Psst, coupon isn’t valid on Angel Access.

Happy reading!!

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What Lana REALLY Needs.

Hi there Angels,

It’s Callie Stone. You might have read my debut story, Beauty and the Beat, here at Naughty Angel. Or not. I won’t cry… much… LOL!

So I came on board at a crazy time for the other Angel authors and I was like, cool. I really need to get my next book sorted! I’m going to write a sequel to Beauty and the Beat (new characters but at Angel Records) but I realized I had this other story I wanted to tell. A contemporary romance still, but a bad boy second chance romance about a man on the wrong side of the tracks. The heroine’s family is like he’s no good for you! But they end up together. I love this story. So naturally of course I want you to love it.

But hey, that’s enough about me for now!

I said LANA was important here, right??

So I saw a lot of comments today about how Lana deserves a day off. I couldn’t agree more! She needs to go out and have some fun. I told her I’d get my account set up for the blog. I’d get my book out today AND get it into Angel Access. Why not?

Lana has been working super hard getting so much together.

Daphne offered to help, but I know she’s working hard on Max Bet Episode 4, so I was like, no, no, after our big company call today.

Alexis called us all in and told us a bunch of things that were coming to update the store to make it faster and to get us back to releasing more than a book a day. So there’s going to be exclusive Angel Access series (several of them) coming and there’s also new authors coming and new books for sale coming up, like so much stuff!

I’m really excited and I hope you are, too.

Now… if you don’t mind me talking a little bit more about myself, I’m going to introduce myself!

So my bio:

No one would have ever guessed that Callie Stone was a big time groupie, but there’s no other way around it. She loves the music industry, and for a long time that met hanging around bans. She started a small PR firm focused on indie bands, and once it got so big that she had three assistants, Callie realized she had enough stories that she needed to start telling her own.

And yeah, that’s my story. That’s why you’ll usually get musician/rock star stories from me.

I mean the last you heard from me was my crazy antics in Vegas, haha, and I promise you that I haven’t gotten any tamer, k?

I have a lot more stories to tell. Like how tonight, I’m taking Lana out!

I mean of course the plan is for us to dance with men and not just each other… but I’m guessing, based on totally scientific evidence from Vegas, that if we dance with each other first, we won’t have to pay for any of our drinks.

I’m about to go grab Lana – look for FILTHY & FOREVER on the store and in Angel Access and tomorrow I’ll have an update of our big Wednesday out (lol because why not, it’s hump day!)

 

Love you Angels!

 

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NEW ALEXIS!

Hahahaha so like really glad to be posting this. Sorry it’s so late into the day but Angels you’ll totally understand. See in PST it is only just now 6pm as I’m typing this, and Alexis’ brand new book is publishing on the store :)))))))) Which I am so happy for.

Alexis loves her Angels so much that she was about to get this book out. She’s been feeling better. But she was like oh no it’s so late and rushing around like crazy. I saw her phone on the counter when she went to grab a glass of water and ladies, she told IT Guy no to a date because she’s been trying to get this book out.

Naturally I demanded that she let me take care of it. I texted IT Guy (from my phone) and told him to come over and take this woman out, she’s finally feeling better!

She looks amazing tonight, and it like totally warms my heart to see Alexis releasing books again and going out again. IT Guy’s a total prince and he was on my side, too, telling Alexis that she needs to focus on the fact that she finished a book and got the edits back, the cover was in, and that things would be okay.

Just like that the universe was like oh yeah btw here’s what you’ve been waiting on – the new Filthy and Forever cover is done, the cover designer was so sorry that she didn’t get it finished yet but that’s coming tomorrow Angels!

So today’s release – Alpha Attitudes – is an enemies to lovers romantic comedy by Alexis!! It’s also in Angel Access 🙂 

Thanks for all your support Angels and I hope you’re excited for the amazing books coming your way! We’ve got more planned. Alexis is back and she’s called us all in for a big meeting tomorrow (conference for some authors) but yeah I’m pretty excited.

I told her she also has to have fun on her date and isn’t allowed to think about that the whole time.

IT Guy laughed and said he and Paige are going to fit the rest of the store updates in ASAP too 🙂

I feel like cheesy but really it feels like after a real scare things are coming back to normal!!!

I’m going to go send out an email to make sure everyone sees Alexis’ fabulous new book and I can’t wait to finally get Callie’s Filthy and Forever out tomorrow 🙂

Happy Tuesday Angels!!!

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Monday…

Angels, it would be one thing if I was out drinking last night. I was not, IT Guy and Paige were explaining websites updates to me.

but I woke up with this like thundering headache :/

It’s better now but I’m slow going. But I just finished the chapter I was supposed to write and I am about to go read the chapter Alexis just wrote!

Brittney Vs. Banker has been added to Angel Access!

Which is great because Alexis and I are writing a new Girls Vs. Love book called Ramona Vs. Roomates.

Happy Monday Angels!

Tell me what you’re up to.

After I read the chapter, I’m going to text back Jason. CVS Guy. He sent me a message earlier but my Angels always come first.